Poker Face

If I was George Bush, which I'm not, but if I was, I would be getting pretty tired of the political mudslinging and general mental derangement on the part of Democrats and the Loony Tunes Left in the middle of a war. No matter what I do, it is wrong, stupid, and criminal. Not because it is wrong, stupid, and criminal, but because I'm George Bush.

So if James Carter Baker and Lee Harvey Hamilton and the rest of the Incredibly Senile Geezers got together, they could produce a report that would precis everything wrong, stupid, and criminal that I had undertaken in Iraq, with a solution to fix everything wrong, stupid, and criminal. This Illustrated Stupid George would contain every criticism made of me, all in one place, to which all the Illuminati Smarter Globalists could wave in their International Sercle Gerk.

But the more they wave it around, the more it starts to look like Inedible Smelly Garbage.

Could I, George Bush, be smart enough to create Indefensible Stinking Guidelines that actually make my original Invade Saddam Game appear less wrong, less stupid, and less criminal?

Poker.

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