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RUSH: Now, the White House press briefing is still going on. Robert Gibbs, this is the first official press briefing, and this guy, by the way, the media sang this guy's praises during the campaign. "This Robert Gibbs, whoa, he's going to be the best secretary of the press that we've ever had up there, this guy knows his stuff, he knows what he's doing." Here's just a sample of what's happened up there. Boiled down Q&A, Major Garrett of Fox News to Robert Gibbs. Question: "So if we capture Osama Bin Laden, we have to use only the Army Field Manual guidelines for interrogations? Because when he announced the closing of Gitmo today, the Army Field Manual will be the only source used for interrogations." Robert Gibbs, who is said to run rings around every other press secretary, said, well, let me check with Greg Craig for guidance on that for you. That's a little bit of my pay grade. He didn't say that, but here's the thing about that. That is a great question. If, when we capture Osama Bin Laden, which Obama's vowed to do, then where will we put him?
So many people wish they were me. So many people talking in my ear in the midst of brilliant analysis, forcing me to stop and make a point that was about to roll off my tongue anyway. Obama has said in the past that capturing Bin Laden was the only definition of success. However, after he won the election and during the transition, he said, (paraphrasing) "Well, he's sorta disfigured out there, he's not really that big a factor. Capturing him is no longer our definition of success." I mentioned that back when it happened, I did the sigh and the ho-hum and will any of the human beings disguised as amoebas understand it? Point is, if we have a chance to capture him, Snerdley, we're going to. If some Meals on Wheels program in Afghanistan happened to run in to Osama, we're going to capture him. Maybe the Meals on Wheels program won't capture him, maybe the homeless outreach program -- I don't know. Whoever captures him, if we capture him, where are we going to try him? And where we going to put him? 'Cause all this stuff is being shut down.
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RUSH: No, Snerdley, Robert Gibbs was not part of the Bee Gees. It was Gibb. It was Robin. It was Maurice and Barry Gibb. No S on there. They lived in Miami for a while, and they had a brother Andy who had a couple of hits. He unfortunately died. Gibb. This guy does not look like a Bee Gee. This is the best press secretary, this is the sharpest press secretary, this guy is going to run rings around McClellan, he's going to run rings around Tony Snow, this guy is going to run rings around Dana Perino, this guy was sharp during the campaign. What about capturing Obama? "Oh, gotta consult with Greg on that."
Here, folks, if you haven't it heard I'm sorry to belabor this, grab sound bite 31. This sound bite is what has prevented me from getting to any other sound bites today. I think I'm the only one here who has caught this. I'm sure there will be others as the day goes on. This is Barack Obama, this is the president of the United States announcing his -- capital H, capital I, capital S -- his executive order this morning.
OBAMA: In order to effect the appropriate disposition of individuals currently detained by the Department of Defense at Guantanamo, uh, and promptly to close the detention facility at Guantanamo consistent with the national security and foreign policy interests of the United States and interests of justice, I hereby order. And we then we will then provide, uh, the process whereby Guantanamo will be closed no later than, uh, one year from now. We will be... Uhhh.... Ummm.... Is there a separate executive order, Greg, with respect to how we're going to dispose of the detainees? Is that it, eh, uh, what we're doing?
CRAIG: We'll set up a process! |