Chicken Little

Panel: Global Warming 'Very Likely' Caused by Humans

PARIS — International scientists and officials hailed a report Friday saying that global warming is "very likely" caused by man, and that hotter temperatures and rises in sea level "would continue for centuries" no matter how much humans control their pollution.

Now don't you feel guilty? Because you are the cause and it is too late to do anything about it. So give us your money, because we are the only ones who can fix your problem.

The old joke about the New York Times headline rings true: World Ends Tomorrow, Women and Children Hit Hardest

See, whether you are a climate heretic or not, stand behind Kyoto or not, climate change is Inevitable and because you are "very likely"the reason, we will have to spend your money to mitigate the problem. (We are talking to you, George Bush!) Of course, only the UN can rescue you from the disaster that you in the decadent West has perpetrated on the World. You are so chained to "Big Carbon LLC (Division Of Haliburton Inc)" that you will never be able to see above the problem.

We even know better than the Creator:

And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

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